Thursday, July 21, 2005

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

  • One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed;
  • One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
  • One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
  • One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
  • One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
  • One to photograph Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
  • One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
  • One to viciously smear #7;
  • One to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
  • One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
  • And finally, one to explain that 9/11 changed everything, including the light bulb.

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